So in case you were wondering why the title says Dakota=Old Man it is due to the fact that Dakota is an old man... 
Just kidding he's only like 15, which, really in retrospect makes me an old woman... But oh well, I am cool so things cancel out.

And yes i am Captain Obvious, chief of the Obvious Crew, and Dakota is wearing black pants ... so your life just got 5o million times better because now you know that Dakota is wearing black pants, and I'm awesome (but you knew that last part already)

FYI it's cold

FYI no it's not raining (Dakota just checked--he walked outside... Cuz he's weird)

ANd i can't spell for crap ...